Description:

Jerry Wade's San Francisco employment office caters to women totally unsuited for normal employment. Except as hookers. So, during his interviews with his clients, Jerry enjoys many Hard Times at the Employment Office.

To make matters even harder, his secretary, Jeannie, is a "part-time secretary, part-time pain-in-the-ass, and full-time sex nut." To keep her busy, Jerry hires ex-parking-attendant "long Johnny," who "can fuck any chick into a coma."

Jerry's first client of the day, Alice Pearson, a prim librarian type, is at first reluctant to suck his cock. Fortunately, "the parallel between a dollar sign and the rapidly developing taste for cock is truly amazing," as we quickly see. Then, in the waiting room, Alice and Jeannie do each other with a fluted dildo and probing fingers while Jerry interviews Joyce Alien, a sexy widow who "can fuck like a mink and suck a prick inside out!"

Meanwhile, Long Johnny joins Alice and Jeannie — at their groins — on the waiting room couch. In the end, all five find full employment together on a huge lavish bed (somewhere in the titular office) and the hard times go on, go in, and spurt all over.